15:34BEST JOKE OF THE 2013 YEAR
A Somalian arrives in Berlin, Germany|
as an immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and says........
'Thank you Mr. Germany for letting me
in this country, giving me housing,
money for food,
free medical care, free education
and no taxes!'
The passer by says,
'You are mistaken, I am Afgani!'
The man goes on and encounters
another passer by.
'Thank you for having such beautiful
country here in Germany !'
The person says, 'I not German, I Iraqi!'
The new arrival walks further and
the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says,
'Thank you for the wonderful Germany !
'That person puts up his hand and says,
'I am from Pakistan , I am not from Germany !'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks,
'Are you an German?'
She says, 'No, I am from India !'
Puzzled, he asks her,
'Where are all the Germans ?'
The Indian lady checks her watch
and says ....
'Probably at work'.