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Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

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A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married.
 Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to sugges ... Читать дальше »
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"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the new recruit replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on.
"After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, ... Читать дальше »
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On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:
 "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied, "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"

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"But why," demanded the puzzled judge of the burglar standing before, "did you break into the same store three nights running?"
"Well, Judge, it's like this," was the reply. "I picked out a dress for my wife and I had to change it twice."
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As we Silver Surfersknow,sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door,
whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved ... Читать дальше »
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A Somalian arrives in Berlin, Germany
as an immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and says........

'Thank you Mr. Germany for letting me
in this country, giving me housing,
money for food,
free med ... Читать дальше »
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A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son
what he did that day.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork". The robot slaps the son.
The son says ... Читать дальше »
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1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it " Boss "

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. You
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Рыбка плавает в томате,
Ей в томате хорошо,
Только я, едрена матерь,
Места в жизни не нашел.

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