A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during adinner.

Catholic: I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!

Protestant: I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!

Muslim: I am a fabulously rich prince.... I will buy Microsoft!

They then all wait for the Jew to speak....

 The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip ofhis coffee, looks at them and casually says:

 I'm not selling!!!...